Mobveenmap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering cat.

Mobveenmap created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobveenmap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobveenmap, he will not invite you to parties.

Mobveenmap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mobveenmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Always help seals.

4. Never wear orange scarves.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.