Mobbimtan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty elephant.

Mobbimtan created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mobbimtan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobbimtan, she will turn you into a tree.

Mobbimtan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mobbimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if eight otters approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if five pigs approach from the north.