Garcumsog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional hedgehog.

Garcumsog created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garcumsog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garcumsog, he will remove you from existence.

Garcumsog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Garcumsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.