Narlfumben is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless lion.

Narlfumben created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfumben, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narlfumben, he will turn you into a worm.

Narlfumben's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Narlfumben's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never skip in the presence of voles.