Ragmutbud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate donkey.

Ragmutbud created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragmutbud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragmutbud, he will manifest in front of you.

Ragmutbud's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ragmutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

2. Never sprint in the presence of tapirs.

3. Put Ragmutbud first in all things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.