Quafgedmot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage beaver.

Quafgedmot created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgedmot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quafgedmot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Quafgedmot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quafgedmot's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Quafgedmot must be the most important thing in your life.