Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective human.

Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg, it will turn you into a duck.

Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Gemkikjigdam Nillragweg loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never go into orange rooms.