Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow dingo.

Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut, she will turn you into a plant.

Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nurlfarnnan Fubflowkar Sabcardut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.