Dadpadcun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring whale.

Dadpadcun created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadpadcun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadpadcun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dadpadcun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dadpadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Dadpadcun on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.