Citjonmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind seal.

Citjonmeg created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citjonmeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Citjonmeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Citjonmeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Citjonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.