Flabrawdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Flabrawdiss created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabrawdiss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabrawdiss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flabrawdiss' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flabrawdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.