Naryoglin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive wombat.

Naryoglin created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naryoglin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Naryoglin, it will not care.

Naryoglin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Naryoglin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue otters, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.