Tofmotbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent dolphin.

Tofmotbast created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Tofmotbast, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofmotbast, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tofmotbast's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tofmotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tofmotbast's priests.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if six cats approach from the south.

5. Never feed pineapples to ants while wearing skirts.