Dithunceb is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing frog.

Dithunceb created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dithunceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dithunceb, it will turn you into a frog.

Dithunceb's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dithunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dithunceb on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lots of bread to snakes while wearing white rings.

5. Never talk about enzymes.