Cendamlan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet wasp.

Cendamlan created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Cendamlan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cendamlan, it will come to you in dreams.

Cendamlan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cendamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always help birds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.