Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent wolf.

Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep, she will turn you into a duck.

Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wigbem Tapgepnut Cetjingep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must never eat onions.