Fligfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful wombat.

Fligfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligfar, it will turn you into a goat.

Fligfar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fligfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing red hats and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.