Rulljapdag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful jackal.

Rulljapdag created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulljapdag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulljapdag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rulljapdag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rulljapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Rulljapdag loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear green.