Tunfitbimyar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast goblin.

Tunfitbimyar created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunfitbimyar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunfitbimyar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tunfitbimyar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tunfitbimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing green shoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing white stockings and balancing five tin spheres on your feet.