Ten is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty shark.

Ten created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ten, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ten, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ten's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat cherries.