Cadxucgab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair goat.

Cadxucgab created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadxucgab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadxucgab, he will laugh at you.

Cadxucgab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cadxucgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cadxucgab's name in vain.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into white rooms.