Ragcubtan Cunjipgof is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying scorpion.

Ragcubtan Cunjipgof created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcubtan Cunjipgof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragcubtan Cunjipgof, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ragcubtan Cunjipgof's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ragcubtan Cunjipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Never hurt geese.