Hugbemhamnegbiflat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy weasel.

Hugbemhamnegbiflat created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugbemhamnegbiflat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugbemhamnegbiflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Hugbemhamnegbiflat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hugbemhamnegbiflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near whales.

2. Run away if four horses approach from the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair white.