Wigdamkamgod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring raven.

Wigdamkamgod created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigdamkamgod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigdamkamgod, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wigdamkamgod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wigdamkamgod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never feed beans to whales while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.