Fligdonfag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering tortoise.

Fligdonfag created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligdonfag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fligdonfag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fligdonfag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligdonfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligdonfag.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.