Jabzogjap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, calm wyvern.

Jabzogjap created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabzogjap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabzogjap, she will turn you into a goat.

Jabzogjap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Jabzogjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always obey Jabzogjap's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.