Busmisgemhab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy bee.

Busmisgemhab created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busmisgemhab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busmisgemhab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Busmisgemhab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Busmisgemhab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Busmisgemhab.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Busmisgemhab.

5. Fast once a month.