Japbegdam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced jackal.

Japbegdam created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japbegdam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Japbegdam, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Japbegdam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Japbegdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.