Bossladduss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering bird.

Bossladduss created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossladduss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossladduss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bossladduss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bossladduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. You must love Bossladduss.

3. Do not take Bossladduss' name in vain.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.