Catfatflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome walrus.

Catfatflig created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Catfatflig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catfatflig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Catfatflig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Catfatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catfatflig.