Mobvighig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy dolphin.

Mobvighig created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvighig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobvighig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobvighig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mobvighig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.