Likfebhogbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic seal.

Likfebhogbell created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likfebhogbell, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likfebhogbell, she will send you a sign.

Likfebhogbell's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Likfebhogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Likfebhogbell on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.