Beglid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, happy raven.

Beglid created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beglid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Beglid, she will curse you with boils.

Beglid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Beglid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Beglid loves dogs, so they must be respected.