Quimjentip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest naga.

Quimjentip created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimjentip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimjentip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quimjentip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quimjentip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four snakes approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimjentip.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.