Fadyatthot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic crocodile.

Fadyatthot created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadyatthot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadyatthot, it will send you a sign.

Fadyatthot's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fadyatthot's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Put Fadyatthot first in all things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sprint near voles.