Fedrillwan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic centaur.

Fedrillwan created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedrillwan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedrillwan, it will ignore you.

Fedrillwan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fedrillwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fedrillwan's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.