Weedanhak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy jellyfish.

Weedanhak created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weedanhak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weedanhak, he will send you a sign.

Weedanhak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weedanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Weedanhak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never sit in holy places.