Lunabgof is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent squid.

Lunabgof created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunabgof, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunabgof, he will turn you into a puffin.

Lunabgof's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lunabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Retreat if five hamsters approach from the north.