Karnegdunrul is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, able
slug.
Karnegdunrul created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Karnegdunrul, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Karnegdunrul, she will curse you with boils.
Karnegdunrul's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Karnegdunrul's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing purple shoes and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.
5. Do not speak about figs.