Fatbamcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous crab.

Fatbamcen created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fatbamcen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatbamcen, it will not care at all.

Fatbamcen's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fatbamcen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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