Hinhanrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish capybara.

Hinhanrag created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hinhanrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hinhanrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Hinhanrag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hinhanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.