Lenjabflis is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless armadillo.

Lenjabflis created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lenjabflis, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenjabflis, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lenjabflis' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Lenjabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing ear rings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lenjabflis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing red shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your head.

5. You must pray to Lenjabflis five times a day.