Lipwotdam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy horse.

Lipwotdam created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipwotdam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lipwotdam, she will turn you into a worm.

Lipwotdam's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lipwotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Never feed lots of peas to mice while wearing mauve rings.