Fonvondot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous newt.

Fonvondot created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonvondot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fonvondot, it will turn you into a mole.

Fonvondot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fonvondot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fonvondot.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.