Beddublarg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil wren.

Beddublarg created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beddublarg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Beddublarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Beddublarg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Beddublarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the north.