Ponrignul is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered chinchilla.

Ponrignul created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponrignul, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponrignul, it will ignore you.

Ponrignul's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ponrignul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.