Negdapdib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced snail.

Negdapdib created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negdapdib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negdapdib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Negdapdib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Negdapdib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill dolphins.