Pagnegcat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous mouse.

Pagnegcat created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnegcat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pagnegcat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pagnegcat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Pagnegcat's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Pagnegcat loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not kill geese.