Madgoflist is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent weasel.

Madgoflist created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Madgoflist, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madgoflist, he will turn you into a snail.

Madgoflist's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Madgoflist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away from magenta birds, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near bats while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always obey Madgoflist's priests.