Monnulbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind slug.

Monnulbiss created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monnulbiss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monnulbiss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Monnulbiss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Monnulbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Always obey Monnulbiss' priests.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always help bats.

5. Always look after injured horses.